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Female Vocabulary June 27, 2006

Posted by Mike N. Cheese in Funny.
9 comments

I usually don’t like forwarded email, but here it is…

Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means “something” and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with “nothing” usually end in “fine”(See Above).

Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission, DON’T DO IT!

Loud Sigh
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over “Nothing” (See Above).

That’s Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. “That’s Okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks
This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you, do not question it, just say you’re welcome and back out of the room slowly.

Laura’s Name Twin June 23, 2006

Posted by Mike N. Cheese in Blogging, Blogs I read, Friends/Family.
7 comments

Unlike her politics, Jill's "name twin" idea is taking off around the blogosphere. Laura tried it, but left me unsatisfied. First, she posted no "name twin" pictures. And second, she told a story that appeared to be very interesting, but, even after some Google investigation, I could not find out about the controversy of which she spoke.

But I digress. The real story here is that Laura has some great name twins.

(a Canadian hockey player that is now a columnist)

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Googling my name is difficult because court is a common word. I don't think I want to know about my name twins anyhow. It
might
be
too
embarrassing.

Since You’ve Been Gone June 17, 2006

Posted by Mike N. Cheese in Friends/Family.
3 comments

I've eaten out for every meal.

I've had to.

I'm out of white socks, too.


Before you say it, I will. I'm helpless without you. I even tried to do a project, but I'm just not as crafty as you.

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Come home soon.

Reach Out and Skype Someone June 4, 2006

Posted by Mike N. Cheese in Friends/Family, HowTo.
2 comments

As the self-proclaimed ambassador of new technology to friends and family, let me introduce Skype. For those of you completely and utterly out of the loop, I will explain what Skype is. Skype allows you to talk to anyone for free across the internet. All you have to have is the free Skype program and a microphone (or a USB phone). And, until the end of the year, Skype is allowing free calls to any phone in the US or Canada for free.

For those of you that have heard of Skype, but have not downloaded it, let me tell you from my experience that it works great and is very easy to use.

So Skype me. My username is mikecourt480, and my wife Stephanie's is courtfamily.