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Female Vocabulary June 27, 2006

Posted by Mike N. Cheese in Funny.
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I usually don’t like forwarded email, but here it is…

Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means “something” and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with “nothing” usually end in “fine”(See Above).

Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission, DON’T DO IT!

Loud Sigh
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over “Nothing” (See Above).

That’s Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. “That’s Okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks
This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you, do not question it, just say you’re welcome and back out of the room slowly.

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Comments»

1. stephanie - June 27, 2006

ha ha. you men think you are so funny.

2. grammy - June 27, 2006

Hummmmm- you are paying attention!

3. leslie - June 28, 2006

i always feel a little sorry for all you men. it must be strange to be so incomprehensibly simple. 🙂

4. leslie - June 28, 2006

i always feel a little sorry for all you men. it must be strange to be so incomprehensibly simple.
ps, do you mind if i link this on my blog? it’s too good, i must share.

5. ginger - June 29, 2006

I always knew you were a chauvinist! Thanks-

Just kidding…. those are funny… only because they are so true!

6. mike - June 29, 2006

of course, leslie.

7. Robert Fogg - July 2, 2006

I think “fine” has a second meaning, and Raquel would probably agree. This is also used when you are right, and they don’t want to hear about it anymore… and by the way, if she uses it in this way, I’ve only got 5 minutes left to watch the game regardless.

8. grammy - July 12, 2006

JUST IN CASE YOU READ THIS ON JULY 12TH. HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND CHECK STEPHANIE’S BLOG!

9. Taps - August 17, 2006

I wholeheartedly agree with the above…


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